unknown, notfound and forbidden images and views

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/VideoGameQuotes.Web.csproj

@@ -152,10 +152,13 @@
     <Content Include="media\images\external.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\favicon.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\flag_red.png" />
+    <Content Include="media\images\forbidden.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\link.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\loading.gif" />
+    <Content Include="media\images\notfound.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\pencil.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\search.png" />
+    <Content Include="media\images\unknown.png" />
     <Content Include="media\images\vgquotes.png" />
     <Content Include="media\js\jquery.cookie.js" />
     <Content Include="media\js\quoteform.js" />
@@ -191,7 +194,6 @@
     <Content Include="Views\Shared\Forbidden.aspx" />
     <Content Include="Views\Shared\MainMenu.ascx" />
     <Content Include="Views\Shared\NotFound.aspx" />
-    <Content Include="Views\Shared\NotFoundContent.ascx" />
     <Content Include="Views\Shared\RecursiveExceptionView.ascx" />
     <Content Include="Views\Shared\SingleQuote.ascx" />
     <Content Include="Views\Shared\Unknown.aspx" />

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/Views/Quote/QuoteNotFound.aspx

@@ -1,6 +1,11 @@
 <%@ Page Title="" Language="C#" Inherits="System.Web.Mvc.ViewPage" MasterPageFile="~/Views/Shared/Site.Master" %>
 <asp:Content runat="server" ID="Title" ContentPlaceHolderID="TitleContent">Quote Not Found</asp:Content>
 <asp:Content runat="server" ID="Main" ContentPlaceHolderID="MainContent">
+
+			<div class="error-image">
+				<img src="/media/images/notfound.png" alt="YOU ARE ERROR." title="YOU ARE ERROR."/>
+			</div>
+
 			<p>
 				These are not the quotes you&rsquo;re looking for. Perhaps you found a dead link,
 				or somebody was playing a prank on you. Either way, you are one pathetic loser,

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/Views/Shared/BadPaging.aspx

@@ -1,7 +1,10 @@
 <%@ Page Title="" Language="C#" Inherits="System.Web.Mvc.ViewPage" MasterPageFile="~/Views/Shared/Site.Master" %>
 <asp:Content runat="server" ID="Title" ContentPlaceHolderID="TitleContent">Invalid Paging Request</asp:Content>
 <asp:Content runat="server" ID="Main" ContentPlaceHolderID="MainContent">
-	<h2>Invalid Paging Request</h2>
+	
+	<div class="error-image">
+		<img src="/media/images/notfound.png" alt="YOU ARE ERROR." title="YOU ARE ERROR."/>
+	</div>
 
 	<p>
 		Since you&rsquo;re here, you were probably mucking around with the query string.

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/Views/Shared/Forbidden.aspx

@@ -3,8 +3,14 @@
 <asp:Content ID="Content1" ContentPlaceHolderID="TitleContent" runat="server">Forbidden</asp:Content>
 
 <asp:Content ID="Content2" ContentPlaceHolderID="MainContent" runat="server">
+				<div class="error-image">
+					<img src="/media/images/forbidden.png" alt="PLEASE GO AWAY." title="PLEASE GO AWAY."/>
+				</div>
+				
 				<p class="info">
-					You are not allowed to be here.
+					Error doesn&rsquo;t like you. Error doesn&rsquo;t like people who try to look
+					at things they are forbidden from looking at. Error says your mother resembles
+					a hoofed mammal.
 				</p>
 
 				<% Html.RenderPartial("ExceptionView", Model); %>

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/Views/Shared/NotFound.aspx

@@ -3,10 +3,13 @@
 <asp:Content ContentPlaceHolderID="TitleContent" runat="server">404</asp:Content>
 
 <asp:Content ContentPlaceHolderID="MainContent" runat="server">
-				<% Html.RenderPartial("NotFoundContent"); %>
+				<div class="error-image">
+					<img src="/media/images/notfound.png" alt="YOU ARE ERROR." title="YOU ARE ERROR."/>
+				</div>
 
 				<p class="info">
-					Hey. Nice typing, dude. Why don&rsquo;t you spit out your sandwich and try it again?
+					Error can&rsquo;t find the page you were looking for. Perhaps you are too
+					ugly to type correctly, hmm? Error thinks so.
 				</p>
 
 				<% Html.RenderPartial("ExceptionView", Model); %>

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/Views/Shared/NotFoundContent.ascx

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-<%@ Control Language="C#" Inherits="System.Web.Mvc.ViewUserControl" %>
-
-				<h2>Not Found</h2>
-
-				<div class="error-image">
-					<img src="/media/images/not-found.png" alt="looking for something?" title="can I help you find something?"/>
-				</div>

Src/VideoGameQuotes.Web/Views/Shared/Unknown.aspx

@@ -4,8 +4,14 @@
 <asp:Content runat="server" ID="Main" ContentPlaceHolderID="MainContent">
 				<h2>WTF&#x2048;</h2>
 
+				<div class="error-image">
+					<img src="/media/images/unknown.png" alt="WE ARE ERROR." title="WE ARE ERROR."/>
+				</div>
+
 				<p class="info">
-					WTF&#x2048; How did this even happen&#x2048;
+					Error encountered an error and because of that error this Error needs to
+					prevent other errors so Error will show you this error and while you read
+					this error Error will try and fix the error that Error received in error.
 				</p>
 
 				<% Html.RenderPartial("ExceptionView", Model); %>