These are not the quotes you’re looking for. Perhaps you found a dead link, or somebody was playing a prank on you. Either way, you are one pathetic loser, always clicking on links that are broken. I pity you. In fact, stop reading these words that I’ve written: your repugnant retinas are not worthy of my prolific prose and alluring alliterations. You make me ashamed to share the same species.

Anyway, try searching for the quote you were hoping to find using the little search box up there in the top right corner. Maybe that will make you less of a stain on humanity.

Go lose some weight, fatty.