These are not the quotes you’re looking for. Perhaps you found a dead link, or somebody was playing a prank on you. Either way, you are one pathetic loser, always clicking on links that are broken. I pity you. In fact, stop reading these words that I’ve written: your repugnant retinas are not worthy of my prolific prose and alluring alliterations. You make me ashamed to share the same species.

Anyway, try <%= Html.ActionLink("searching", "Search", "Quote") %> for the quote you were hoping to find. Maybe that will make you less of a stain on humanity.

Go lose some weight, fatty.